tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4914314348554004957.post5257971400369734441..comments2023-06-19T23:33:09.346-07:00Comments on Is It Just Me? : Two Cartons Of Eggs and An Hour LaterShana Lauren http://www.blogger.com/profile/08932882810601584364noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4914314348554004957.post-30068405928249290252007-09-30T12:33:00.000-07:002007-09-30T12:33:00.000-07:00Oh, honey. If some stupid cow is blocking the enti...Oh, honey. If some stupid cow is blocking the entire aisle of the grocery with her cart and her gigantic overfed buttocks, just ram her cart with YOUR cart. <BR/><BR/>Just make it look accidental... get set on a collision course and then start staring intently at the shelves, as you walk briskly along. The actual moment of impact will be a mild shock, if you aren't looking, so you don't even have to feign surprise. <BR/><BR/>"OOPS! I had a really rough day at work and I'm in a hurry, so I wasn't paying attention. I am SO sorry! Here, just let me grab my *insert desired item here* and I'll get out of your way!"<BR/><BR/>Works every time.Janicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05159406268876117665noreply@blogger.com